Never Told Anyone that the most important thing in my wallet was my fully punched Smoothie King card.
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March 13, 2010 at 5:19 pm by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]
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March 13, 2010 at 5:19 pm by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]
Never Told Anyone how I broke my I-phone. Yesterday, when I reach home, as usual I threw my phone on the bed and it bounced out the window.
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November 1, 2009 at 2:01 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]
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November 1, 2009 at 2:01 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]
Never Told Anyone that I have a butterfly tattoo on my lower back. Why? Because the butterfly look as though it is flying with my flab jiggle.
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October 21, 2009 at 6:00 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]
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October 21, 2009 at 6:00 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]
Today, my daughter's boyfriend is coming over for a dinner for the first time. When the door bell rang, I went to open the door. He asked:" Hello, where is Diana's mum?". I thought he mistook me for her sister. It turns out, he mistook me for the maid.
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October 14, 2009 at 8:04 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]
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October 14, 2009 at 8:04 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]
Never Told Anyone. Yesterday was my first driving lesson with the new instructor I engaged. The first thing he said was "I didn't know you have disabilities." I'm a perfectly normal man.
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October 11, 2009 at 9:23 pm by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]
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October 11, 2009 at 9:23 pm by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]
Never Told anyone. Last week, while sitting in my car, I made a decision to quit smoking. I crush my pack and throw it out of the window. I felt really good until the cop knock on my window.
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October 10, 2009 at 11:54 pm by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]
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October 10, 2009 at 11:54 pm by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]
Never Told Anyone. Yesterday, I got excited when my hand phone lit up as I have not receive anything for the whole day. Turn out, it was the low battery indicator.
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October 8, 2009 at 4:18 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]
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October 8, 2009 at 4:18 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]
Never Told Anyone. Last week, I saw two girl having trouble starting their car. I decided to appoach them to offer my help. Before I could say anything, they started screaming for help.
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October 7, 2009 at 5:40 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]
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October 7, 2009 at 5:40 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]
Never Told Anyone. Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the train. As i sat down, he said angrily "no,not for you!". The old lady who then sat down stare at me for the whole trip.
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October 2, 2009 at 11:02 pm by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]
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October 2, 2009 at 11:02 pm by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]
Never Told Anyone. Yesterday, my family was driving home from the next town after a holiday there. During the 8 hour drive, I was playing with my dog, petting it. She fell "asleep". Thinking that she was sleeping, I continue to pet her. She never woke up. I was petting a dead dog for 2 hours.
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September 30, 2009 at 6:35 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]
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September 30, 2009 at 6:35 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]
