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Never Told Anyone. My mother never eat on the same table with me. Today I asked why, she say I will make her lose her appetite.

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October 2, 2009 at 5:06 am by Anonymous in - Family [+]

Never Told Anyone. Yesterday, my family was driving home from the next town after a holiday there. During the 8 hour drive, I was playing with my dog, petting it. She fell "asleep". Thinking that she was sleeping, I continue to pet her. She never woke up. I was petting a dead dog for 2 hours.

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September 30, 2009 at 6:35 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

Never Told Anyone. Today, I received a parking ticket for $150 from my husband who is a traffic police and can't remember licence plate numbers.

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September 29, 2009 at 5:57 am by Anonymous in - Family [+]

Never Told Anyone. Once, I got so drunk that i peed in the corner of my room over a plug socketand blew all the electrics.

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September 28, 2009 at 2:22 pm by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

Never Told Anyone. My girlfriend and I went to the club last night. When the song "Single Ladies" by Beyonce is played, the DJ shout "Single ladies raise your hand." My girlfriend raised her hands.

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September 28, 2009 at 7:24 am by Anonymous in - Love [+]

Never Told Anyone. The two years old baby I am babysitting once asked me where my boyfriend is. I told her he is busy at work. The truth is, I do not have a boyfriend, I had to lie to a baby to make myself less pathetic.

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September 28, 2009 at 12:34 am by Anonymous in - Work [+]

Never Told Anyone. Yesterday, I went on a blind date. I arrived early and decided to sit beside a woman. I texted her " I'm at the park beside a fat chick." The phone beside me beeped.

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September 27, 2009 at 7:18 pm by Anonymous in - Love [+]

Never Told Anyone. Last week, I took the subway to school and I noticed a man from across me would not stop staring at my breast. When it was time for me to alight, I went toward him and said " Nothing to see now, Jerk!", then I notice his black and white walking stick as he got up. He is blind.

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September 26, 2009 at 8:34 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

Never Told Anyone. Today I got a letter from the authority requesting for me to submit another photo for my passport. It says my whole face have to be shown in the picture, but my double chin will not fit.

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September 26, 2009 at 8:14 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

Never Told Anyone. Today while shopping at Wal-Mart, a cute store assistant kept checking me out. So I went up to her and started flirting. After a few second she cut me off and said " Actually I was watching you because you looked like someone who will shoplift."

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September 26, 2009 at 6:14 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

Never Told Anyone. The only reason I was chosen by my cousin to be her maid of honor is because I am the only one she thinks will not snatch her limelight.

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September 26, 2009 at 2:34 am by Anonymous in - Family [+]

Never Told Anyone. Today out of the blue, I asked my dad how much money he had set aside for my college fund. He replied " Why would I do that?"

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September 25, 2009 at 9:10 pm by Anonymous in - Family [+]